You are annoying

In Rolling Stone's most recent issue, Jewel has this to say about her upcoming album, Goodbye Alice In Wonderland.

"It tells the story of my life from Alaska to being homeless to that little bottle that said 'Drink me,' which was my career."

Christ Jewel, wasn't that forty years ago? I'd suggest you write a memoir of this so you can get your life story out of your system ONE MORE TIME. But we know how things are with you and books...

I'd recite/post a selection, but I ain't even gonna come near a copy of this business.